Oscars One Beautiful Dress

I'm not a huge fan of Penelope Cruz, but I love her dress. Well, the dress is nice I guess, but compared to the rest of the circus last night, this is the most amazing dress I have ever seen. I don't know what happened. The dresses at the oscars were barely SAG worthy, let alone the Golden Globes. It seems like you can dress down those LESSER shows because you need something you can spill cheap wine on. But ladies, lets step it up for the Academy! Now to review the other dresses from last night, which I will refer to for the rest of this post as 'mistakes.'

Ayn Rand book cover mistake AND redonkulous hair. Where is this over the one shoulder Frog coming from?

I love me some Maggie, but this mistake is terrible.

If you're gonna do your hair all nice, why would you get your dress from the Miami Vice wardrobe storage?

Yet another hair over the one shoulder thing. At least Nicole stole a bowtie from a Clown to make it symmetrical.

See I liked this dress, but then I thought I could see through it and that made me uncomfortable.

This is the one that made all the others look great. Windy City hopeful and American Idol reject worked the de la Renta, but should have left the cropped jack at home. A mess, a mistake - fashion speaks louder than words and Oscar speaks louder than taste.